Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/
mpsteve137 15
Spread a rumor that she's pregnant
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chrissy2 28
there was a rumor about me when I was in high school that I was a lesbian, even though I was dating a guy for a year...whatever. It's high school...people suck!
gottagetitout 2
time for new friends for damn sure
upsidedownn 8
Why have enemies with friends like that.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Why don't you start a rumour that she has a piss-fetish? Tell her that the rumour is "way too funny" to not start.
doglover100 29
Rumors are spread by idiots. She's not a best friend at all!
sukiboo 3
Now this had me looking at FML between this and the "today I saw a pic on Instagram of my friend flipping the bird..." (Probably not exact words but u got it!) and #5 told that OP to do this almost exactly! Diff countries but makes you wonder just how many people do this vicious stuff. OP: I would say ignore but that isn't right either. 2 wrongs don't fix things but sometimes ya feel better. I vote preggers rumor for OP X- friend!
charvisioku 22
That's because they were specifically making a reference to this FML :p
angeluscado 15
At least your friends told you about rumours going around about you, instead of just believing them outright and disowning you because they think you're a disgusting *****. That's got to count for something, right?
stonedfishies 10
Definitely time for new friends, you don't need her. She's a terrible friend to you. There's nothing funny about that at all.
XxskyelovexX 13
When I was in 7th grade there was a rumor going around that I was pregnant because I was at a family Christmas party with my boyfriend the night before. Sad part is, I was on my period the day that rumor started. People are stupid. I know how you feel Op
arizona_vz 12
hey, when i was in 8th grade, my BOYFRIEND spread around a rumor saying that he took my virginity.....in a church!! it'll pass in a month or so...