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With friends like these…

Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

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Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/

Spread a rumor that she's pregnant

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I second your notion

unknown_user5566 27

I'd definitely agree that it's time for new friends, OP. Though I wouldn't take the advice suggesting "revenge"; if you act maliciously against her, you'll be just as immature as she is. Take the high road and simply cut your ties with this so-called best friend, and take this experience as a lesson learned. Good luck.

What an evil bitch. Definitely time for new friends op.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Spread a rumor that she has herpes then see she feels. Karma :-)

Obey_StudBoii 23

Then see how she feels I meant•

How the **** is the a ******* YDI. at all? Please someone tell me..

Is this a** damn typos..

"YDI for being friends with her." "YDI for not doing anything." "YDI for being a girl." "YDI for not getting her back." "YDI because I want a badge." "YDI because I am such a good troll."

Ok, I suppose I set myself up for an obvious troll.. :/

unknown_user5566 27

Lilhellian- You responded in a similar way to someone else earlier, did you really expect anything different?

I know, I know.. I meant it honestly this time though lol.. I'll do it differently next time..

Well, he did answer your question.

I agree, you should meet some new friends. There's a rumor in my school about my friend being pregnant (Which isn't true) and I openly defend her.

Since everyone believes you have an STD, maybe you ought to just go out and get one. The process can be a lot of fun ;)

CharresBarkrey 16

Get a curable one though, not something like HIV.

"Maybe it's time for new friends." No. Op, it IS time for new friends.

Seriously new friend time.

Ummm..... Yeah!