Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/
mpsteve137 15
Spread a rumor that she's pregnant
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Comments (111)
mrz1177 11
Spread a rumor that she's pregnant.. See how she feels.
Sl1mShad3y 10
Just think of an even better (or in this case, worse) rumor to spread about them. Can't always sit back and wait for karma.
stargirl_95 24
I disagree. I think OP should be the better person and not stoop down to her supposed friend's level.
Fl9C1 4
Yup time for new friends, new place to hang out at, but before you do... Ask that friend if he/she started that rumor.
DaDezza244 31
What a horrible friend you have OP. she doesn't deserve to be called best friend. Get some better friends. FYL
sniken 14
Yes, new friends and a std check just so you can shut down the rumors...
Ozuru 11
That sucks, some people are douches. I would be the bigger man and not start a rumor about her as others have suggested, don't fight fire with fire.
Carmstro 13
Definitely
fmladdict82 1
Maybe???
DocBastard 40
Rumours are like internet trolls and colds - they are really ******* annoying, but if you ignore them long enough, they go away.
eddeeezzyy 19
You're absolutely right, Doc. There's this boy and girl (who are just friends) in my psychology class in which they would joke around like what usual friends do. Then I guess later on people kept on asking them if they were going out, and eventually a whole rumor spread. I told them to not pay attention to what other people said, which they did, and within about a week or so, the rumor just died down.
FlashBurn 13
Not all the time... There was a rumor where I worked that a coworkers and I were gay buddies. Well, we're just a couple geeks and were trading games and talked. His wife was probably the one who started it too, lol. To this day they still question my sexuality.
KM96 24
Ouch! That's horrible ... Sounds like a terrible friend OP. sorry
Enslaved 38
Tell everyone you contracted it from her.
perdix 31
Yeah!! The rumor of girl-on-girl STD transmission will make your stock go through the roof!!!