Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/
mpsteve137 15
Spread a rumor that she's pregnant
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Comments (111)
maddiewoah 15
Super awesome "best friend" you got there, OP, spreading STD rumors about you. Just saying.. definitely time for new friends. Because a best friend wouldn't spread any rumors about you at all.
melrose90210 10
Maybe?
imaginger1 4
Hold up, I saw this fml in a comment a few fml's back up...
Deformedcomb 0
It's ok Katie Mann is a big ***** and has an STD
Pyapi 20
Looking on the bright side, everyone who has heard the rumor will not try to rape you!
randomtiings44 9
wow, what a nice friend...
ambitiousnygrl 17
Ask her who she heard that from. Then confront the individual that started this rumor, most likely her, by saying that there is no way they can simply know that. So either they're some creepy stalker or they're spewing out BS! See how fast the rumor goes away then.
onorexveritas 24
new friends sounds good
Lkitteh 5
omfg this reminds me of another fml I just read.. a commenter said "be the bigger bitch, say you heard a rumor where she had an std and that you didn't attempt to stop it cause it was just too funny." O.o
whyistherumgone_ 10
Same stuff happens to me.. Need better mates