Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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onealmxwilson 18
"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."
legitnesquik 1
Ah thats hilarious,
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Comments (180)
dreaasalazar 5
at least you'll have a funny story to tell your kids lol
Axel5238 29
I wonder what the boyfriend has done to warrant that response or it is possible the daughter regardless of it being a happy scream was screaming like she had just been stabbed. Some people don't get while yes you will be shocked and might scream in surprise always react like the couch was on fire.
whyisitincapital 25
**** your boyfriend's life more like it. Anyway congratulations :D
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Your father must be a cop, right? He must have that thing holstered 24/7 if he is so trigger-happy. He did a pretty piss-poor job of assessing the situation if he is a cop.
nyon1990 9
At least it's a good funny story for the wedding
lochiamochia 25
Awesome story for the grandkids!
ThatGuyInClass 5
Haha gotta love over protective dads
Inked0803 12
I feel like your dad shouldn't be carrying around a taser to begin with just saying
Xotoolyxo 16
Go dad go!! He loves you, and was only trying to protect you. Your fiancé should understand (:
smartjaguargurl 17
I feel like this is more **** your fiance's life...