Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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Top comments
onealmxwilson 18
"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."
legitnesquik 1
Ah thats hilarious,
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Comments (180)
fCkLoveJustEat 6
Your dad had that shit ready..
LilChasie 2
Why would you scream? Be normal and break down into a fit of joy.
spookycat32 6
Wish I had a dad who cared enough to want to protect me, even when he's wrong.
Winterizer 2
Your dad loves you so much he has a charged taser at the ready incase a boyfriend ***** up.
Bludmagnus 13
Your father was looking for any excuse to do something like that, and his mental stability is in question.
ladyfumiko 4
this sounds like some shit my family would do!!
modelos10 19
haha mayne he wasnt so found of him and just found the perfect opertunity to hurt him
Pink_Burrito 3
What a shocking experience
jessy5210 6
Your dad is awesome
brianna1494 27
Yes, attacking someone without having a reason, amazing parent.
jschwandt 5
I hope he is pressing charges. That's the most over aggressive thing I've ever heard.