Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
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sayhello_fml 0
You WANT your period?
TheFadedGuitar 0
Ahh, that's horrible
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Comments (422)
steven812 0
ydi for not having sex with him
Simdis 0
Wow that sucks. My GF does the same thing. We have sex though.
brasileirinha 0
I totally feel you girl. I have this too.
zombiepeanut 0
He's a jack ass.
peopleplz2008 0
how old is your boyfriend? 12?
starvingxartist 0
okay, well, your boyfriend is a ******* moron and you're better off without him.
deatheaterqueeni 0
You're probably sick of hearing this, but your bf is a dumbass. Seriously he doesn't need to be going through your shit. I have to do the same thing for my non existant periods. I my bf ever did that I'd kick his ass.
skb_fml 0
i have that too, and being reminded of it and having to explain all the time doesnt help. your boyfriend's a dick for thinking you'd make up something like that
bordemstirs 0
I take it for endometeroisis. You boyfriends a drama queen.
Sokai_fml 0
Wtf, that totally sucks. :/ I hope things worked out in the end. But maybe you should've told him earlier? Then again, I don't know how long you two have been together. I'd take birth control pills too because I heard they help acne, but it also causes you to gain weight, yes?