Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my best friend. I told her to “be home by 7 for a little surprise.” She got home at 6:55… with her new boyfriend. Surprise: he hadn’t been invited. Awkward family introductions followed. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML
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cRothabeast 0
wow double fail. now all his friends caught him cheating too. i know he deserves it but FHL too.
Vermelle 0
Wow... Ouch. I hope he feels like an ass.
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Comments (143)
theanonimouse 0
I read your post, believe me. And in that post, you gave your opinion that the only acceptable, non-dump-worthy reason the BF could have would be something along the ring idea mentioned earlier, where he was only lying to you so you wouldn't find out he was doing something super-special for you. Which leads me to believe that you wouldn't accept something like, "well, I felt like staying home," etc. What if he didn't have a verifiable alibi, and you had to take him on his word he wasn't cheating? The simple fact that you automatically assume he was cheating out of the many possible events, (ie, "it's a fair bet that he was out cheating"), to me, indicates low self-esteem and very little trust in your partner.
spawn_of_satan 0
this is more FAIL than FML
uncletr 0
Maybe they all have evil twins.
bluntBabe 0
i don't get it, and what does OP mean??
thatonesinginkid 0
He lied, saying he was with his friends, but she knew that couldn't be possible, because SHE was with his friends.
DamionDude 0
Op means open pansies
netbeui435 3
he's a liar, cheating is unsubstantiated.
Kikishi 0
You should have replied: Oh really? I saw on the news that a house on your street was on fire and it looked like your house number? XD haha I would have done that.
logand 3
you should have gone to his home with all his friends
love_hate92 0
dump the dumb ****. I hate liars they deserve to die.
ecascio2010 9
jerk and a liar.
melonsmasherrr 0
man bitch. Go rack him