Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML
Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, after filling fuel in my car, I drove off. The guy behind me left almost at the time. He was behind me, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. I pulled up alongside him at the lights and rolled down the window to ask him what the fuck his problem was. He promptly proceeded to tell me that my fuel cap was still open. FML
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Top comments
Scars_fml 4
He waited for your dad yo arrive? He seem to be into you.
hpnerd 0
He stayed there the whole time you were waiting for your dad to arrive? Not too realistic there, OP.
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Comments (48)
fantome_fml 0
...He didn't even ask if you needed help? Wow he's a jerk
randomcomment321 0
YDI, you do understand thats what happens when you show off?
ammali 0
Aw, that sucks. Laughing at you instead of being a gentleman and making sure you were alright. Sorry you wasted a wink on that jerk, love!
littlemuffet 0
So you left your key in the ignition then? That's pretty unlikely.
AcidTears 0
Why the hell would you even wink!?!?! gross... If i were that guy i would have wanted to stay around just to see how dad would react to the whole thing.
jessxoxo28 5
OMG!!!! thats so embarrassing!!! lolz!
xMooMoox 0
She says "The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up." not "The guy laughed until my dad showed up." So maybe he only laughed until he was done and drove off. Plus he could have been more like chuckling not full blown laughing, that way he could have laughed until he was done #10.
kjd 7
geez...and he didn't even attempt to help ya...that must sucked...haha
Monty_Python 0
Atleast you know he has a sense of humor.
kellster 2
Who winks?? I thought only pervy old men did that... my bad!