Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
Boys like that always need someone to blame. They never seem to grasp that it's their own dumbass fault... Sorry you had to go through that. Bad situation all around.
nickie_94 18
Delete his number and ignore his existence. He shouldn't have been cheating in the first place
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Comments (42)
SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow what a jerk, He cheats on his Girlfriend and gets busted and calls to blame you for it? what an idiot he shouldn't of been cheating in the first place serves him right for cheating, I hope you find someone that will treat you right OP good luck.
KhaleesiDannie 26
How dare you seduce this random BroHoe OP? Trying to steal him from his unknown woman? for shame*sarcasm font*
gordjess1 19
That's pathetic on his behalf. I will never understand why ANYONE feels the need to act like that
FemskyD 26
Im so curious what you said to him! Follow upp!!
CharlieKearney 23
Hi, OP here. I was extremely confused when he called. He started to shout about being dumped and so. I just let him shout out before I could tell him to man up and take some responsibility. It was a short conversation which ended with him hanging up the phone. Hopefully I won't hear from him again.
shesgotmoxie 10
Does anyone else think it's kind of effed up that she used the guy's name as her "username" in this post??? ?
CharlieKearney 23
Hi, OP here. That is my real name, I'm half Irish on my dad's side and lived there until I was 5. Then we moved to Sweden because my mom was homesick. The guy was named Oskar, I hope that cleared that up.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
I think it's kind of effed up you would assume it was his name? That's a super weird conclusion to draw from nothing.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Charlie is my favorite name for a girl. I'm currently leaning toward not having kids, but I already decided years ago if I do ever have a daughter I will definitely be naming her Charlotte and calling her Charlie. :)
VeganVampyre 27
Wow, #20, that's a hell of an assumption! Aside from the fact that Charlie can totally be a girl's name as well (I've known a couple, it's usually short for Charlene), there's also the fact that people have all kinds of random crazy usernames on here. Charlie could have referred to a celebrity or character that OP is a fan of, could have been the name of a friend or family member or pet, or pretty much anything. There's no reason at all to think her username was that guy's name.
CharlieKearney 23
Well, my name has a nice story to it too. Before my two brothers and I was bored, our parents were sure that we all were boys (we're triplets). When we came out they stuck with the names they'd decided; Patrick, William and Charlie. So my name is just Charlie, and it's not a nickname.
Jwaye2 7
Charlie is actually fairly common for a girl. I know two female Charlies. One is actually named Charlie and the other is Charlotte but uses Charlie for short.
JusTheo 17
He probably got drunk, took a photo and sent it to his girlfriend by accident don't feel bad
messymessiah 11
You dodged a bullet there! Still, sorry OP!
disasterlydeed 26
Ugh some guys just suck. Why bother getting in a relationship if you're going to cheat anyway; why not just stay single? In the end, he only has himself to blame.
Logical07 16
What a shitty guy. Good riddance.