BadFather
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
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Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."
artsyfox 3
at least she will grow up with confidence.
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Comments (129)
dansco 25
Forgot her name right? lol
Z_Morios_Z 7
i call my sister brobro and now she wont reply to brodie aaahhh good times
taera 8
Keevarou- You must translate your comments so the average reader can interpret them. Change all of your logical, polite and relevant comments into incomprehensible, misspelled rants and this site will be a much better place.
iseah1412 0
You most def deserve it!!!!
HunterAlpha1 8
i sure hope you don't spoil her only for her to end up like one of those damn OWS protestors.
Okayitwasme 0
Add her name after you say beautiful or cutie. Then drop the the endearments.
KiKiTraSH 0
Haha my niece only responds to 'princess'.
LN666 2
I like :) change her name to those :) gorgeous hey :)
cheerluv15 0
She's gonna end up a self centered teenager. One of the girls I'd like to punch
boobookittie 0
3 - your so sweet! If only I could meet a guy like you in the US! And attractive too! Gosh :-(