BadFather
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
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Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'Cutie' or 'Beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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weepingangel_fml 7
Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed. I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her: "what's your name, beautiful?" "My name's Beautiful." "Your name is beautiful? What is it then?" "Beautiful." "Okay, but what is your name, cutie?" "You know my middle name?" "How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!" "My name is Beautiful Cutie." "oh, you're flirting back now?" "I give up."
artsyfox 3
at least she will grow up with confidence.
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Comments (129)
belkinbra 12
This is how many ***** I give about what you just said. 0
symplyme 1
I agree with you And yes it's the parents fault but at least she's 2 and they can now correct her.
goldmedalski 0
Aaawweee!! That's totally not an FML! that's the sweetest thing ever! Haha
goldmedalski 0
Awweee that's so cute! Not even an FML!!
theonlysweetpea 10
That's what happened to my niece but she's 9 now
Cigar 11
When I was little I insisted on being called "Princess", I got over it. She will too!
rastafunk 0
At least you didn't accidentally call her cuntie...
cutieepie101 0
old fml references ftw.
starfish7 18
Sooo frippin' cute. She will grow up knowing she is loved! Not spoiled :)
WidoWxMakerR 0
You are gorgeous!!
Tikmysta 20
This is common? Phew, relieved - same boat with my three year old.