Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, during sex, my (now ex) boyfriend called out the name of the new female coworker that he told me just last night "not to worry about." He's known her for a week. We were together for 8 and a half years. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, my coworker and I have been sharing the same girlfriend for over a year. She doesn’t know that we each know about the other, but now it’s all over. She blocked both of us. FML
Today, I introduced my coworker to my friend's boyfriend. When I mentioned his name, she started crying. Apparently he has the same first name as her twin brother, who died shortly after birth, so that name has become a bit of a sore spot for her. I didn't even know she had a twin. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Don't worry OP, it wouldn't be you ruining the relationship, it would be her fiancé's own insecurity
LennyComa 39
Insecurity of the highest level. Unfortunately there is bugger all you can do in that situation. Talking to the Fiancé won't do anything except strengthen his resolve that there is something going on. FYL
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Comments (32)
HoboMeth 36
Now you swoop in c:
two2blue 28
I know two women whose husbands have the same name as their brothers. And I think brother is probably closer than coworker, so if they can handle it, so can she!
shuttfup 17
Sounds like an insecure and immature bitch. Tell you coworker to dump her, no one wants to marry something like that
anonymuse_fml 31
Coworker is the female. Fiancé is the man.
Quiet_one 22
Oh please, you didn't do anything and you know it. Existing with the name your parents gave you is not a crime, and if he's that insecure it's not like the relationship would have lasted anyway. This is a good thing- your coworker has the opportunity to dodge a bullet now and you didn't even have to lift a finger.
gracysaurus 4
Its not *your* life that sucks, it's hers! What a POS fiancee - I assume its one of those super rare names like John or James. How reasonable of him to be jealous over such a stupid pithy thing.NOT
dragoongirl90 34
Her fiancee is insane.
IDontKnowaName73 17
I can only think of two reasons someone would say YDI and one of them is completely mental. Either they want badges, or they expect you to quit your job b/c of this
GTgt_fml 13
She must be talking about you a lot for him to think that she's saying your name during sex.. You're not the one ruining the relationship, she is.
Jinoweskyy 4
this is too funny
moondoglou420 17
It sounds like he has bigger issues than you working with his fiancé