Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
Look at this way, at least you didn't have to TAKE the exam during the stench inferno!
DocBastard 40
I was about to give Kergami a hard time for a dumb comment, but then I discovered he's from New Jersey. That's punishment enough.
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Comments (64)
alex540150 9
A 5 hour exam?!?!?!?!
worldclassrager 41
Hope the hours fly by...
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Your grammar in your second sentence makes me cringe.
pdp_fml 21
Try to find a handkerchief and put it over your nose!
9eberra1 6
Can't believe you're supervising anything after writing has not had!
donutcallmethat 16
I can't help but wonder if you tried to do anything about the very hot room? I mean, that is not a good environment for taking a test or anything, really.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
what if it was just two 'Hipsters' battling it out lol.....
rfn2 7
I feel your pain
EmDizzle2007 28
oldie, but a goodie