Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Indianboy9321 25
Look at this way, at least you didn't have to TAKE the exam during the stench inferno!
DocBastard 40
I was about to give Kergami a hard time for a dumb comment, but then I discovered he's from New Jersey. That's punishment enough.
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Comments (64)
SunTzu2 9
It's not the use or lack of deodorant. After 3 days of not washing the bacteria and little creepie crawlies that live of ones sweated minerals start building up excrements. That's what you can smell... Let's say it's a lack of hygiene and instruction of such. Pigs are cleaner
an3ph 20
Weeeeeeeell, that stinks. No? I'll let myself out.
feven 32
Open a window or something.
Matilda19 7
I would have spray something and say it helps me think lol
Cataclysm995 4
Well damn, that sounds shitty
jnanderson 16
So you teach middle school
Amazing_Taylor_ 9
Which one do you smell like?
Cherryta 17
That's straight up disgusting...surely they can smell themselves.
dakatabg 31
Taugh times!!!
ThatPlankton 15
You should have made them switch around so one BO person sat beside one axe user. Maybe, just maybe, it would have neutralized their polar opposites.