Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
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Top comments
Jujube93 0
DUMP HIM. Cheaters never change. And he's stupid enough to deny it THEN admitt it.
Kervik 0
Well if he admitted it, then just break up with him—or whatever your planned to do after he admitted it. I guess he reconsidered what he was going to tell you.
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Comments (67)
bubbles94 0
But is he's innocent why would he try to hide anything in the first place huh? So a mindf*ck would give it away, because why else would he want to confuse her?
greenfairy_fml 0
haha if you're going to lie, at least keep your story straight. but seriously, dump his ass, he's clearly cheating and a liar. those don't change.
saimaali 0
Maybe you guys could try and not lie in the first place. Lying or manipulating anyone, even women, is nothing to be so proud of. OP, you're better off without him. Guys like him, who can't even admit it if they've been so obviously caught, don't deserve someone like you.
Reyo 2
The challenge isn't making the lie seem like the truth, it's the other way around. If you joke around with her on a regular basis about stuff like "cheating", eventually, it'll get to the point where you really are admitting to cheating, but she'll think you're joking. "Yeah baby, I'm cheating on you. It's with that hot blonde from the gym who works at the gyro restaurant. On the weekends, we lock ourselves in the freezer and play a game of "who can keep the other warm" with our reproductive organs." :rolls eyes: "get real" ...true story
JessiGoose 0
I love the way this FML was written. But really fyl.
MLSxxox 3
omg, hes an idiot. ill tell you why: 1. for cheating 2. for lying 3. for lying badly hopefully your smart enough to get the hell outta there now
Penetration 0
Oh lookie, you're an idiot too. Want to know why? 1: You can't capitalize for your life. 2: For calling someone out on the same thing twice. 3: For pointing out the obvious. See the resemblance? Well, neither do I. GTFO
Srain 0
AHAHAHAHA. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he? Don't worry hun. You'll find a better (and hopefully smarter) man soon.
angelann313 0
hahahahahaahahahaha!
CloudEnvy 17
Playing it safe.
Gandalf_Baggins 4
he means he will never NOT cheat on you again