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Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
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Top comments
zoepie 7
Draw them back on.
TyT63 12
there's a freshman at my school who has eyebrows shaped like triangles... he always looks way too surprised
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Comments (77)
Omniprism 15
Eyebrow pencils are amazing at doing their job.
buttcramp 21
this is why people go to cosmetology school.. to properly learn these skills lol if you're going to wax at home, just do the middle part.
FerrieTale 7
Ever seen we're the millers? Calm down eyebrows.
Mauskau 36
Time to rock the full fringe ;)
worldclassrager 41
Next time you will pluck them right?
syed121417 22
Never let anyone not professional do your eyebrows. For now just draw them in
DotDootyDot 17
You can always use an eyebrow pencil to cover it up. It's what I did when I messed my eyebrows, and few people are going to notice.
Highroller42 2
I know women don't really care what men think, but just know that no guy out there thinks fake eyebrows look good. We all wince inside and try to be polite, but it looks awful every time! Drawn on eyebrows are possibly the worst thing anyone voluntarily does to make themselves look bad. And by bad I mean horrible. Stop waxing eyebrows now!
squideth 18
This may shock you "men", but we women don't live to please your saggy dicks. We live and do things to make ourselves happy. Not you.
Musiclover1482 9
At least nobody can say you look "tired" lol
happyfingers 15
When I turned 14 one of my older sisters practically begged to pluck my eyebrows. So I let her. She did them a bit too thin but I didn't really care. And then my oldest sister found out and said she had always wanted to pluck my eyebrows when I was old enough and so I waited until they grew back in and let her do it. Still didn't come out QUITE right seeing as how they each did mine like they do their own. And our faces are not quite compatible with the same eyebrows. After that I learned to do my own. Moral of the story: When letting someone else near your eyebrows it is best to expect it to come out at least a little off. Better to just learn to do your own.