Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML
Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
Today, my new antidepressants finally kicked in. I switched to them to try to control my anxiety. Turns out that the most common side effect, funnily enough, is nervousness. Guess I should've done more research. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
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Rosebudx 32
Well, on the bright side, you can devote all that time spent not peeing to being not depressed :D But seriously, call your doctor ASAP. Anti-depressants can have all sorts of weird side effects; I took one that made me forget an entire day. I aced a test, attended and participated in several classes, and finished two major homework assignments, but when I woke up the next morning I thought it was still Monday.
LPisLame 16
Same happened here. Only, it wouldn't let me doo doo. Change meds, asap. Good luck, OP.
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TheOrangeOfLife 7
9, it might be the complete opposite. That sucks, OP, good luck!
TheManInWhiteXx 9
You know, there's something called a reply button...
lexiieeex3 32
I'm guessing adult diapers aren't a viable option... But in all seriousness I am truly sorry OP and I hope you find a new medication that is just as effective but allows you to control your bladder.
KatieKoala 19
That sucks. Just don't think about dripping faucets or sprinklers!
brewmasterg 34
If it's the medication I'm thinking of (imipramine) its also commonly used for patients with incontinence! Being on the same medication I will say that it's worth it. You'll most likely end up drinking more due to the dry mouth you end up with but the side effects seemed to taper off after a few months for me. I hope they continue to work for you!
Medhi_fml 18
Ability to pee or the ability to do things with your pee-pee ?
joelp232 17
mayb try taking half the dose
piedpiper303 29
Although a good idea, the dosage generally has to be at a certain amount to still help with the depression. All my dosage has done is gone up.
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Sucks OP. I hope you get better soon, and remember that life will get easier for you (:
nysucker 8
That can bring you to depression
mousieee_fml 4
Mine make me unable to ******. >.
tchopper1969 16
running water, running water, water water lol
91hayek 31
Burbling, bubbling brooks. Flowing flowing floods of fluid. Wonderful waterfalls.
siggy_mcsigx 22
you mean waste water...........