Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML
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Top comments
Spinach 0
As a volunteer bingo announcer? No, I don't think they have to know the symptoms of a heart attack.
purplelyna 0
omg thats just...really bad... but ultimately i feel bad for that poor ol' lady..well atleast the last thing she was doing was playinb bingo...old people love that game..
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Comments (71)
theodore214 0
lmao
jerry10394 0
way to go ******* asshole
Hahaurmother 0
Your going to hell
MimE_fml 0
awesome
nickfisher24 0
******* A! When I die, I want some applause happening for me!
MaddaCheeb 0
jeez that would suck
Aaron_Luvz_U 9
ROFL this made my day XD
fsaskid 0
added to my favourites! im imagining over the top chest grabbing actions from said old person and you clapping and cheering! brilliant!
itsxbabyxjay 0
SO?!
carlablob 0
its not THAT funny, child.