Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
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krushr 3
Then surely he'll understand and appreciate the lengths that you'll go to in order to get him out of your life forever?
adorkable_spazz 0
wow...what a douche. why the hell would you be grateful that he hid it? he is an idiot.
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Comments (66)
mahimalil 0
u better keep a close eye on him or Brake up
jordanbanana 0
You fail.
FerrariCake 2
You could point out to him that he apparently didn't try hard enough, because you found out. You can tell him that if he really respected you, he would have tried so hard that you never would have found out. He's obviously an idiot, so this should confuse him. You're an idiot if you keep him.
jacobs_double 0
the husband told her, she didn't find out. sorry you had to give up in your dreams. I'm gonna go back to being selfish.
0opsie 6
Don't be too hard on him, hiding an affair is tough work
jose1760 1
you made me squirt water out my nose!! lol
elmorous 0
then make his life easier, dump the ******. tit for tat, show your appreciation for his considerate ways
seracat 1
if you wanted BS like that, you would have married a bull instead. Seriously, he's not worth your time.
HeaRTs_Girl 0
To #29, it's too bad there aren't more nice guys like you, then we'd have less FMLs like this one. To OP, because your husband obviously isn't a nice guy, I'd take some time to reconsider why you two are together. And he seems unstable, be careful around him or you might "walk into a door". *nudge*
MoustacheHat 0
#1, all the way.
ANTLink19 4
it's the thought that counts.
aardvarkish 17
I would soooo be like "What a coincidence! I haven't told you about my bisexuality for the same reason. You should bring her over so we can all be happy!"
oldenuff2party 3
yea Id get rid of him pretty swiftly. prolly cheating