Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
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krushr 3
Then surely he'll understand and appreciate the lengths that you'll go to in order to get him out of your life forever?
adorkable_spazz 0
wow...what a douche. why the hell would you be grateful that he hid it? he is an idiot.
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Comments (66)
jose1760 1
Yea show him the door and tell him to keep walking!
FarSide 23
You should acknowledge his respect for you by reciprocating and making him a sammich.
mrnick_fml 0
damn your life does suck, you've just made my life look like a fairytale compared to yours. thanks :)
gothicvamp98 0
lmao you should cheat on him and see how feels about that :p
mad_hatter0666 22
what a dumbass.
Ladydoll_fml 0
Wow spleenfull, who are you to tell people how to act/think? You're an idiot! Also you look really pathetic telling a casually calm person they're taking it too seriously when clearly you went to a ridiculous amount of effort making a really dumbfounded point. Hahaha pfft.
lonelyincali 0
oh don't tell me...Facebook is where it all started right??!! ANOTHER marriage ruined by Facebook.
tiffyxmac 0
check your grammar lol
KattAlex 4
Wow, either this guy is a moron that doesn't understand what respect is I.e. not lying to his wife about basically cheating on her. Or he has basically made one of the worst excuses ever to avoid getting bitched out even though it's invitable in his situation.
sniperx415 0
wow that's ****** up. he's pretty much justifying being a cheating asshole