Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Was she watching a boy potty training? Next she'll be asking where her "peanut" went. You've got a future gender bender on your hands.
fmlwinnn 0
wow...
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Comments (141)
freshkid 0
lol your funny
ynnhoj 2
at least she didn't shit all over the place. she was just copying what she saw, and you know those kids on tv weren't really going. I blame big bird.
my_user_name 7
Not really an FML, kind of a cute story actually. I'm sure you've had to clean up worse, having a baby around the house! Takes about two minutes to wipe up the bathroom floor. At least she's trying!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That's what home videos are for. Embarress the kids when they grow up.
ggggiggity 0
Today's FML is brought to you by the Letter P and the Number 1.
Rick_S 3
You don't deserve it and your life isn't f'd. You're just a parent. Keep this story in your mental library, and tell it to the first boy she brings home.
TheNewGuy03 29
"doodoocacapoopoo. PEE-PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" by the way, this is cute, in a bad way. |the kid|
thew_fml 14
this is not an FML. it is a normal moment raising a normal child. if someone is afraid to clean a little pee up they are seriously not ready to parent
Juicycouture93 0
Thats cute =} lol
catchkylie 0
this made my day :D