Today, I finally got a new job. Now, instead of dealing with trashy, rude young adults all day, I get to deal with self-entitled, berating old people all day. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year-old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
Today, I have been having to work in a residence of people with disabilities when I normally do community work with disabled people and usually enjoy it. I have seen not one, but two elderly mens' genitals today when my actual job would never require me to see any. I didn’t sign up for this. FML
Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I became the senior receptionist at my job, which is supposed to have three receptionists. The others all had life changes, so they're moving on, which is fair, but now I have to train new people. I've been here three weeks. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
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Top comments
DragonMaiden7 15
Some old people think that they can abuse anyone because they are older and no one will talk back to them. Some middle age people behave worse than the children they are supposed to be taking care of and can cause scenes. Young adults can be immature and do stupid pranks and shenanigans. Kids can be the worst of them all or the best behaving. Basically, the morale of the story is humanity is garbage. Working retail is definitely the number one way to see the worst humanity has to offer.
RichardPencil 32
You were ageist thinking that only young people were assholes — all people are assholes! #AssholeLivesMatter
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Comments (6)
itsameeeekatrino 5
young people are worse. old people are gonna die soon anyways
Chinaski76 15
There are definitely assholes in every age group, but I think old assholes are the worst of them. They’ve had more time to be stuck in their bad attitudes and there’s less hope for them to change their behavior. I teach high school. At least with the teenagers, I can hope for some kind of change. Plus, with teenagers, you can threaten to call their parents. Can’t do that with old people…
DragonMaiden7 15
Some old people think that they can abuse anyone because they are older and no one will talk back to them. Some middle age people behave worse than the children they are supposed to be taking care of and can cause scenes. Young adults can be immature and do stupid pranks and shenanigans. Kids can be the worst of them all or the best behaving. Basically, the morale of the story is humanity is garbage. Working retail is definitely the number one way to see the worst humanity has to offer.
RichardPencil 32
You were ageist thinking that only young people were assholes — all people are assholes! #AssholeLivesMatter
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Definitely the self entitled ***** going on about how millenials are ruining everything