Today, I tried to surprise my parents on their first day back from New York with candles I made. I used actual lavender flecks from our garden for the scent in the candles. My plan worked, until the lavender caught on fire, which then spread to all of our mail and newspapers. Welcome home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, my apartment smelled like something was burning, so I checked the oven, toaster, outlets, and even the hallway. After an hour, I discovered the smell was coming from the candle I had forgotten I'd lit in the bathroom. I had spent an hour investigating a fire that wasn't happening. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my partner by lighting candles all over the living room. It looked magical… until one candle melted the TV remote into a puddle of plastic. We spent our romantic evening trying to Google “How to change channels without a remote.” FML
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configurator 0
And that's why you use lavender *oil* for the scent...
aback 5
Newspapers make lousy candleholders.
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i_is_a_tr00l 0
I like you.
triplethreat13 0
candles made with real lavender shouldn't burn other objects....
Solumina 0
Did you use a full piece of lavender (like a cluster or something)? If you just used bits it would have been fine, I myself have made a candle that way and it worked beautifully, I would also think that wherever you made the candle would have told you what would and wouldn't have been a good idea.
chelsealovesnsn 0
/: poor kid.
pleasedonttellme 0
Karma's a bitch
EMR_fml 0
Well I'm sure they were very surprised when they saw all the smoke damage. Congratulations, you succeeded.
paintballer394 0
Welcome Home. LMAO. That's a perfect ending right there.
Kajay1978 0
idiot!
strive2achieve 0
Haha, nice job
krector13 0
what the hell were you trying to do for a welcoming home party. Use lavender to relax them and set the mood so you can have a threesome with them. Thats the dumbest welcome home i've heard of!!
The_Snowy 0
-_- stupid flamer