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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Weird parenting
Today, I learned that I'm not really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML
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suppressed08 2
....*thinks about it*.... That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.
Bhoek 0
hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)
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Comments (92)
nocanhaz 4
op your parents have been helping you all your life
AAShah 0
And today, although I am addicted to chocolate and most dairy products, the doctor told me I'm lactose intolerant. Sucks much?
suprmidgt 0
you didn't miss anything. it's not that good anyway.
leezylvl3 3
lmao wow I'm going to do the same thing LOL
pennies_lane 6
that's evil! nobody should be denied the deliciousness of chocolate, especially with such wicked lies! hahaha especially when there's much worse shit out there that can make you fat
TerrorDollie 0
Did it work??? If it did that's radd.
Blaze0497 0
love your parents lol
bassdredd 2
um, that's a criminal offense one the part of your parents.
Kaneila0517 0
I eat chocolate and I mean a lot I'm not fat at all. chocolate alone doesn't make everybody fat
myschyveus 0
it's only bad if u're fat now anyway. otherwise be grateful your parents care about you. you should see the REAL parental fmls