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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Weird parenting
Today, I learned that I'm not really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML
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suppressed08 2
....*thinks about it*.... That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.
Bhoek 0
hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)
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Mezzannine 0
Well on the bright side you get to experience chocolate for the first time and remember it. Most of us can't really remember that time and it's always the best it'll get. Make sure you get some good stuff for your first chocolate, none of that Cadburys/hersheys crap. A nice high quality, specialist brand. Ecuadorian cocoa beans tend to make the real nice stuff.
mobchick16 0
ur parents are stupid:/
penguaro 0
wow that's horrible
longtimesunshine 4
hah I read this while sucking on a piece of chocolate (:
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Awwww, ur parents are so considerate...NOT
guanaco 0
Did it work ?
Morpheus414 0
That sucks, but it's also a good thing. I mean, you're doing a lot better than most Americans.
Tweeterz 0
better start eating! u have a bunch if years to catch up on!
misterJ_fml 0
if only my parents had told me I was allergic to Chocs when I was a child ;)
BeRealz 0
Finally a real modern break! "How to stop filling America with fat-ass people"