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Weird parenting

Today, I learned that I'm not really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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....*thinks about it*.... That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.

hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)

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Time to make up for lost time!