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Weird parenting

Today, I learned that I'm not really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

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....*thinks about it*.... That's actually genuis. I might do that when I get kids.

hahaha ah poor you, i can't even imagine a life without chocolate :)

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cristinaa_ 6

This was used in Raising Hope. Instead of chocolate, they said fruits. It actually turned out he wasnt allergic.

Uh Oh! Exposed! Fake FML

those are so smart parnets looking out for your future!

xxEternalRain 13

Thats called parenting

Oh how crappy your childhood must've been without chocolate.

While I do belive this was wrong on their part at least they were trying to keep you healthy and had not done it to intentionaly hurt you.

Isn't that kind of a win?

At least your parents are looking out for your health.

Are you fat anyways? Because chocolate is made from a bean, so technically, it's healthy for you!!

And now that you can eat you are gonna overeat it and get fat

I wish my mom did that