Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML
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Top comments
deathbybutterfly 0
thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"
420hiadventurer 0
I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.
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Comments (123)
autri94 0
100th comment
areveillon_fml 3
101th comment ;)
ajlardner 0
why do so many people decide things on this website? people always say I decided it would be funny or I deicded to flex my abs. why?
WhyworldWhy 0
if there decent girls they will think it's funny and want to go out with you even more
Deepwater_John 0
wow that sux
glitterbabe224 0
you don't think they're gonna notice that your abs suddenly flex as they walk by? to me that'd look kinda desperate and weird.
pencilsupmynose 0
ydi.
wannbaussiegurl 4
wow you suck at impressing girls! ydi
withasmile 3
Pay attention guys - it's mostly the women saying they aren't impressed and a lot of guys defending it. If your goal is to attract women - listen to what the women are saying. A smile and a hello would've gone over a lot better.
wopandproud 0
How come when a guy farts it's funny but when a girl farts it's the end of the world? Serious question here. Cuz I find it ******* hysterical when guys fart lol
wopandproud 0
And by the way #28, ur a ******* jackass.