Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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cars819 0
how would they not know how to turn it off?? technician fail
philpip 7
haha woops!
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Comments (62)
Mauskau 36
set the most annoying one's room on fire.
Haterman123 0
well I bet by kill u they want to kkill u with sex.(and how many girls I wanna come)
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
now that is FUNNY. I kinda feelbad for u op, caz I'm clumsy too but still, lmao
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
that is FUNNY. I kinda feel bad for u op, caz I'm clumsy too, but still LMAO
phorcep 0
sounds like BS. there's no way the fire department wouldn't have been there within minutes and not known how to shut it off, considering they're the ones who inspect it yearly.
Thalymor 0
The fire department might have been called and told it was a false alarm. That's what we were told to do if we set the alarm in the building off my freshman year. Granted, the alarm got tripped A LOT.
laxgirl3 0
and then set off the fire alarm xD
AspenGrace 0
wow, whatever happened to push in and pull out fire alarms? you know...the ones that don't go off when clumsy people are around
yummycupcakegirl 0
listen to some music! slipknot or hollywood undead
YouSuckAtLove 0
an emergency door i understand. but arent reg. fire alarms protected by plastic cases?
bluekiwi_fml 0
oops!