Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was sitting outside of a counseling center waiting for someone, watching an older lady bawl her eyes out as she exited the building. Absolutely broke my heart, because asking her if she was okay would have been intrusive and unasked for... and yet I can't get the sight of her crying out of my head. FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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XxDanno316xX 27
I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.
LifelessStars 22
They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.
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Comments (103)
mego001 6
Same girl ?
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
I imagine you don't like him anymore after that. Sorry. =/
RubX 13
The guy you liked*
a6m5zerosen 3
Even in your darkest hour, look how many people all over the world are speaking kindly to you-screw those jerks. You are beautiful. All day. Every day. Those bozos are probably living in their mother's basements playing World of Warcraft on Saturday night after making lameass online dating profiles with their pictures from 5 years ago. You go shine, you go smile, and laugh it off-they aren't worth your time, sweetie...
Fmlsea 28
what an aashole! well thats a quick way to lose feelings for him hes a piece of shit and you deserve better anyway Op.
Blizzardstar 12
Wow that's just...they are so despicable and disgusting excuses for human beings. You're not ugly. I know the tunnel seems long and endless but I promise there's always light at the end. Even if it takes a long time to see it in the distance.
mottos 13
Savage
Nissi 17
Shame on them. Ohhhh this pissed me off! SHAME ON THEM. I'm so sorry you had to deal with those ugly people.
cjfred 13
I hope you meant "the guy I liked", past tense. That was so obnoxious of him.
firegirl1993 21
Wow. I hope you've stopped liking that guy, he's obviously an asshole. Whether he said to to "be cool" or he really meant it, that's not someone you want to be with. Chin up OP!