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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17
Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)
elljoy 10
Still drunk from NYE? ;)
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elljoy 10
Still drunk from NYE? ;)
Greenteamextreme 16
I put toothpaste on my hairbrush once.... that was not a good morning.
MrSassypants 34
At least your hair was minty fresh.
TwoXMike 14
Well you should have swallowed :)
Jasim 17
Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)
iSativa 24
That moment when you put cereal in the fridge and milk in the cabinet.
joeblow6969 5
lol I've done that a few times.
Cely988 29
I can relate to this too xD
False_Stupidity 42
Yep, that's me too, lol
carllyo 19
Same here...
MrConcise 35
I know the economy is bad, but most people wouldn't blame you for using new toothpaste each day.
FroggerForReal 11
we all do that with other things
flufee2 27
This is why people should swallow... Wink wink
royal_ranger 12
*slowly claps* ....hilarious...
milehigh52 22
Oh so you are "that guy". Please don't comment if that is the best your unoriginal mind can think of. Seriously I've heard knock knock jokes funnier than your comment.
flufee2 27
Were those knock knock jokes about your face? **** off
danielhartlesss 13
Is this a new life hack for making drawers smell better
feven 32
Well guess what today's my birthday.
slyde32 12
good for you