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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17
Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)
elljoy 10
Still drunk from NYE? ;)
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Comments (32)
joe3_fml 15
Better than accidentally swallowing a mouthful of toothpaste. Trust me on this one.
Kittyphysics 21
tired much?
Easyname11111 0
How is that a fml exactly
jeragonm 15
Why is this an FML?
willliamfriend 18
I did that a few times was not the easiest thing to clean either.
Epickitty58 29
I did that once too. Wipe it up within a few minutes and nobody will know.
more4me 27
I once put my car keys in the fridge.
TypoFairy 20
I've "lost" my car key on top of my car. I thought it was completely gone and shelled out $100 for a new one. Spit can be cleaned up. I can never get back THAT $100 :(
star_dust_babe 12
We've All done things like this! But yes FYL.
jackacar12436 17
Your life is over, you spat in a drawer.