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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17
Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)
elljoy 10
Still drunk from NYE? ;)
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Envy22 32
Were you drunk or half asleep?
FluffythePink 23
Welcome to being human and the inexplicable wonders of Brain Farts. The amount of times I've tried putting the kettle in the fridge and the milk on to boil in the morning... All you can do is laugh at yourself.