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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML
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Jasim 17
Let's hope you focus more when you poop. :)
elljoy 10
Still drunk from NYE? ;)
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Comments (32)
vikky538 29
once I spit it on mirror... not a good a day...
ohSNAPyall 27
That didn't reflect well on you.
anthonyksee 11
Since when was their opposite day??
patrickalamo 48
Brain fart
KuzzBuzz3 15
It's morning (I'm assuming) no ones fully alive enough to function just yet...
vbmah 12
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this really isn't a FML, or if it is then it's a very mild one.
xKai_Axelx 12
i once used bodywash as lotion...the bottles don't even look the same
tukies 28
I once put my rx poison ivy cream on my tooth brush. That was one of the biggest surprises of my life.
shmoooopie 29
I did that with hemorrhoid cream once
townailz 16
Drugs
aaronsayshi 21
I thought you were going to say you absentmindedly swallowed
jordynmeyer 6
You're an idiot. JK. I do that kind of stuff every day.