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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Vibe check: strong crystal mom energy
Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML
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Haha_oh_wait 4
It's better than checking what her alphabet soup has to say.
ayooBrandon 12
fingers crossed it says "sex everyday"
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newmandotcom 6
If he's not man enough to tell her those are bogus, she might not have to cast a spell to make it smaller since its already small enough...
carleilam 3
You are both idiots! You can save yourself / run! No hope for her!
hateevryone 15
do yourself a favor and end it.
hedgeclippers 0
I suppose you have your answer, then.
MsMeiriona 2
Celtic runes? Pretty sure there's no such thing. Futhark, runes, are Nordic.
Dearbhail 1
Yes, Futhark/Futhorc were Norse/Old English. But Ogham were Irish. Different kind of rune.
pdp_fml 21
Time to end this relationship. I think that you should get a new girlfriend.
AliCat18 12
leave!
bizarre_ftw 22
88 - I could ask the same thing about god
Pazu_fml 10
88 - The same way prayer works.
Arch27 27
@15: Tough to judge without the Bird/Parish/McHale variables.