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Vibe check: strong crystal mom energy

Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML

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Haha_oh_wait 4

It's better than checking what her alphabet soup has to say.

ayooBrandon 12

fingers crossed it says "sex everyday"

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Is your girlfriend a fat 15 year old boy whom played wow?

Why can I hear the guy I'm dating now saying this?

Sounds like my boyfriend -_-