Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML
Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, my dad didn't mention he had just aired up the tire on my van and that it might have a hole in it. It wasn't flat when I left the house but it sure as hell was when it exploded, not even a mile down the road. FML
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ObsessedWithGays 7
That blows.
rhysfucker 24
Clark? Clark Griswold??
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Comments (64)
pillowsarecomfy 2
You're supposed to check these things before traveling for long periods on the road. Common sense
DocBastard 40
Check what? The tyre blew, then the spare blew. Was OP supposed to know this beforehand somehow?
pillowsarecomfy 2
Tire? Lots of things to check...air pressure being one
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like someone is trying to tell you something: STAY HOME. Haven't you seen any of the Vacation movies? That's you.
TrueTriage 16
One problem. Every vacation movie makes it work out somehow and then they have the time of their life (excluding the thriller and horror genre)
ASD_K 11
That's some Bad Luck Brian stuff right there.
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Well that just blew your vacation away... Now you can have family time but hopefully you don't find out that your sister is an exotic dancer ha
Pandacupcakelove 26
...Sounds like a good start!
kcor1176 0
Damn I'm glad I have more sense than that. The truck towing the camper had a jack so lift the trailer to level it out so the door wouldn't be stuck
the420estguy 0
Trailer park trash at its finest
kitties_fml 12
dude...AAA
tarheellover4 2
Daww man that really sucks
greenie213 23
Don't tire yourself put on this blowout of a vacation. Just go back home.