Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML
Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, my dad didn't mention he had just aired up the tire on my van and that it might have a hole in it. It wasn't flat when I left the house but it sure as hell was when it exploded, not even a mile down the road. FML
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Top comments
ObsessedWithGays 7
That blows.
rhysfucker 24
Clark? Clark Griswold??
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Comments (64)
sola123 0
First comment....umadbros.. Umad?
dude1122332 9
Yes.
SkoomaKi 28
Mods please change the first comment. I think #1 deserves to be humiliated.
YourMomxD 8
Time to call a tow truck?
PlastikSeraph 2
Dualies ftw
patrickalamo 48
Time to pull the jack out of the truck to lift the trailer. No broke window.
kikiwi_fml 9
AAA all the way.
hqbrat 8
#20 your picture scares the shit out of me
ObsessedWithGays 7
That blows.
Oreohugzpenny 4
And all the family goes AAAAAAAAA all the way home!!
ILoveFluttershy 3
They deities are not allowing you to have a vacation.
dude1122332 9
Who?
Schizomaniac 24
They deities.
nickhowa 0
in other words, the gods. i believe Hindus are the ones who refer to them as deities.
sexaaydino 14
Damn that suxks
P374RD3D 9
How can you tell?
b0ngs 7
Apparently so do your spelling abilities. *Sucks Cheerio!
Schizomaniac 24
Good thing "c" and "x" aren't close together on the keyboard, otherwise I'd say that you're wrong about 7's spelling abilities, the mistake was simply a typo, and you're trying to make someone else feel stupid for no good reason.
b0ngs 7
this is FML, deal with it
emmama19 15
A series of unfortunate events... Sequel?
UberNova 18
I don't think that they have a crazy uncle trying to forcefully marry one of them/kill them, now that WOULD be and FML.
rhysfucker 24
Clark? Clark Griswold??
rahrah765765 11
Clark Kent.
xcarxcrashx 9
10 yes! 28 no...
hqbrat 8
#29 your picture scares the shit out of me O.o
gracehi 33
Wow! You sure must have pissed off that bitch, Karma, somewhere along the line!
b0ngs 7
Maybe it's a sign from above that your vacation wasn't meant to be. Hopefully you got another tire somehow
legitkitty 11
Well atleast you had a spare tire in the first place
xcarxcrashx 9
Yeah totally. That did them so much good.