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Today, for the fifth time in a row, my parents tried to discuss my pooping habits with me at the dinner table. This time, we had guests. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
So the conversation, the food, and the company were all shit? You hit the trifecta.
bluhbluhbluh 14
Hey, just because they're your pooping habits, it doesn't mean they're less valid or less important. you need to embrace what's yours! welcome it with open arms! the sky is the limit! fight for what's yours and.... nope can't go on with this pep talk it's too ridiculous.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
So the conversation, the food, and the company were all shit? You hit the trifecta.
bluhbluhbluh 14
Hey, just because they're your pooping habits, it doesn't mean they're less valid or less important. you need to embrace what's yours! welcome it with open arms! the sky is the limit! fight for what's yours and.... nope can't go on with this pep talk it's too ridiculous.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Do you leave skid marks in the toilet bowl or something?
Itsbeenalong 5
Could they see Jesus in it?
Inkoseh 33
Honestly, who gives a shit?
Sinshine 28
OP did, which in turn made his parents do enough to want to talk about it.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe they’re hoping you’re finally going to make one that looks like Jesus?
zuckerburg 21
I just have to roll my eyes whenever i see the guys here TRY TO BE FUNNY just to get on the weekly "funniest comment" thing. Jesus you guys are lame. @OP, if they have tried discussing it with you so many times, I really have to wonder what your habit is. Do you smear your feces on the walls after you're done? Because it doesn't seem that, if there wasn't anything weird you were doing, they would want to talk about it.
RichardPencil 32
My guess is they are doing this to segue into educating your guests about the poop knife.
fabs1171 23
Ah the poop knife 😂
fabs1171 23
Are your parents in the health care industry as they usually have no boundaries
JasonThorn 23
"Hey, Mom? Dad? Your endeavor to train me out of wanting to participate in ANY meal with you is working quite well. EXPECT DEFINITIVE RESULTS SHORTLY."