Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
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Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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azouwa 26
Pregnancy test should clear the air... That's just to get you off the hook with your mom (or confirm) no matter how it turns out you'll want to make an appt with a gyno/obgyn. Sorry OP, but unless you're pregnant or on a birth control... that shit ain't normal. Unless... you're malnourished.
nentenkupo 19
The fact that you missed 3 periods means you should go to the doctor, pregnant or not
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Comments (49)
Natalie Butts 5
I have pcos and often go months without a period. ask to be tested for that.
Donut_Wizard 23
I’ve seen people overreact to punctuation mistakes before, but this is overkill.
Cali 57
Nice.
Lily_Rain77 25
A good multi vitamin should do the trick if it's just a malnutrition issue. Sounds weird but a prenatal vitamin got my periods to run like clock work. But if not then you need to talk to a dr.
I'madumbass 19
"I've never had sex in my life" translates to "I'm a virgin"
notesz 21
Your name... Quite fitting.
chosha_fml 27
Tell your mother to buy a pregnancy test or make you an appointment with the doctor to verify that you aren’t pregnant. She’s being ridiculous.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
If your body is not yet fully developed (which bodies of 15yo usually aren't) then this is somethung that can happen. It's not very common, but it's possible. But you might wanna talk to a Doctor about that, just to be safe
WhatHappenedToIt 22
shes 15... hormones are severely imbalanced at that age and irratic periods are common
tckm1699 7
You could get it checked out by a doctor but irregular periods at 15 is normal, especially if you recently started
97mailo 17
Has anyone ejaculated near your ******. It’s possible to get pregnant that way. I saw it in scrubs so it must be true.
TheUnforgiven 8
Well there's only one thing to do. Start a religion. In all seriousness I'd discuss it with a doctor