Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, my Tinder date ordered a separate check and said there won’t be a second date, all because I ordered my meal without vegetables. FML
Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML
Today, I showed up for a Tinder date. I sat there for 45 minutes, waiting. Finally, I messaged her to ask if she was coming. She replied, “Oh no, I wasn’t serious. You just seemed polite. I didn’t think you’d actually show up.” FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, my Uber driver tried to detour my trip home to take me on a date to Waffle House, even after I showed zero interest and talked about my boyfriend non-stop. FML
Today, I got into an Uber, excited for the date I was going to. After about 20 minutes, I had a confused conversation with the driver, because it seemed like we were going to the wrong address. I checked the app, I'd booked a ride to my ex’s place out of habit. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML
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Top comments
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Next time wear a bright pink leotard, that'll keep her interested... or scar her for life. You got like a 50/50 chance with this plan
pjsr 33
Isn’t Tinder just for hookups? She probably wanted to get to the ‘main dish’ and you were wasting her time.
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Comments (24)
Tiny Terror 19
On the bright side, at least you didn't have to pay for her meal!
Xavier Bourgault-p 6
just the appetizers x)
dwight7476 11
She did you a favor if she was worth it she would have waited until the date is over to decide if she wants to continue the relationship
Rabite 28
"Relationship"
WeirdUS 30
Was the conversation one sided? Not a fan of online dating you find more people that can talk online but they can’t hold a conversation in person.
DanielleinDC 34
What she did was rude, but at least you didn't spend too much time with her. And maybe think about what you're doing that's boring the ladies.
Moxie Mettle 10
Such a tinder moment... (Wipes tear from eye)
Heidi Morhart 4
I'm not surprised. I avoid Tinder. 😂