Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
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Top comments
Kickinchicken213 3
You steal TAMPONS?
frootyloopyshin 0
Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.
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Comments (203)
curryndricegirll 0
I don't really get why so many people put YDI. I can understand why it would be embarrassing to have to ask someone for money for the tampon or go to the school nurse (especially if you have to ask the teacher to let you go and they ask you why, everyone knows). But I guess now you know that being "tampon girl" is much more embarrassing.
rachaelberri 0
u could have just asked a random girl for one they would know the horrors of not having a tampon and would have just given u one
CherishFlowers 0
Wow... tampons are only 25 cents? At my school, the dispenser requires 4 quarters for one tampon without an applicator... that's why I only use the dispenser if I'm desperate.
Loe_307 0
Shoulda thought ahead and brought extras from home. Hell borrow some $$ from someone.
uptown_girl 0
#79, that's so stereotypical. Not every girl is 'crazy' when they have their period, and being depressed is a whole different issue. Have some respect.
simplyapril 4
tampon dispenser :1 Operator: 0 ... next time dont steal
1073kat 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
24788 7
That's the worst nick name ever. Can't you just get one from the nurse?
Evee_fml 0
You couldn't just get a quarter from someone? You have cheap ass "friends" hun
gypsyCajun 0
well, karma's a bitch. maybe stealing was a poor choice.