Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
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Top comments
Kickinchicken213 3
You steal TAMPONS?
frootyloopyshin 0
Uh, don't they have tampons or pads at the nurse? Or too ashamed to ask for one? Guess that doesn't matter now.
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Comments (203)
I_am_stupid_also 6
Am I the only one who misread that the first time as saying her hands were small enough to just slide them up and grab one meant she was stealing them from inside other girls?
69_jackson_69 0
I didn't read it like that. Sorry dude, I'm not mentally handicapped.
Ellex333 0
yeaa i agree with #5. u steal tampons ?? woww. . . i would be embarassed
mylamesauce 0
i didn't know they had tampon dispensers at school o.o which is weird since most of my friends are girls xD another thing, i agree with 23 (about the last part) desparate times require desparate measures xD oh and 30...you spelt karma wrong...i hope you and your "carma" get beat up for impersonating karma...that'd be some crazy ass shit karma right there >=p
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aren't they only 25 cents?
adlovely 0
poor girl~~~hang in there you'll b alrite eventually
ohhhsnaaap 0
My lord, people at your school are very original when it comes to nicknames. Tampon girl...how devastating.
asomedaywriter 0
Wooow. You honestly couldn't bum 25/50 cents? Or use toilet paper until you got home? Anything is better than putting your hand up a vending machine. That *never* works.
Meowff 0
Don't get a big head. Appariantly your hand is huge.
missapple_fml 0
YtotallyDI... Dumbass.
wh0regasm 0
well I guess your hands weren't small enough tampon girl hahaha