Today, I told myself, "Come on you geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your computer, go for a walk." I finally mustered the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've now been in an internet café for four hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML
Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML
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cndrow 0
You wanted to go outside and try this "sun" thing... I dunno dude, that sh*t makes me sneeze and burns my skin. I'd much rather stay inside with the soft glow emanating from WoW's login screen with my boyfriend as we relax together. =3
Wowaddict_fml 0
lol havent been out there in a while... WoW's outside scenery is much better imo
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Comments (38)
redlugia 0
you went out to go to an internet cafe?
sucks4ulol 0
lol playing combat arms is ftw
matt692009 0
omg omg add me arcticsurf
hahaitsmattheau 0
good job now go for a jog and exercise now that ur outside
Rainyy 0
He probably didn't intend to go to an internet cafe you dumbass.
QWERTYCommander 5
Wow, FYL. I'm also a computer addict, and I have been for years. I've been getting better over a few months, but the problem still persists. Sorry OP.
piiing 0
if you didn't have your keys, then you couldn't have possibly locked yourself out, right? I don't understand...
Dcerv5633 0
In the doorknob there is a way to lock the door without using keys. (from the inside) maybe he did that.
dmmcintyre3 8
My doorknobs don't even have to be unlocked to open the door.
kesulli27 6
Some doors can be set to automatically lock from the outside. That's how my front door is.
CallMeBloo 31
You realized you didn't have your keys, so you walked to an internet cafe? I don't understand how you couldn't have just, oh, I don't know, WALKED TO SOME PLACE THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE COMPUTERS.
browneyes126 9
I was thinking the same thing.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Awww you sound cute lol
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, at least you tried... Am I right?>.
brenton490 19
Don't worry your not missing much. The graphics are sub-par. Plus the story line sucks.