Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML
Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, I took a big, smelly, satisfying dump when I woke up. When I tried to flush, nothing happened. None of my four roommates bothered to tell me we didn’t have running water. FML
Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML
Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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lenasaur 0
At least you boiled the water for your pasta! but yeah. fyl.
noidea_fml 3
unlucky..sounds like something i would do! btw why were you eating pasta for breakfast?
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Comments (179)
euroautolover 0
can I tap that before you pass
IWABO2_ 0
All you guys saying who eats pasta in the morning: it never said he woke up in the morning he could have woken up at 1 p.m.
hersactually 0
well, Natalie Portman ate pasta for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday for about a week after Black Swan was done filming. She lost a hell load of weight for that movie despite being slim at her usual self.
indistructo 3
at least your pasta was ok...
inlovewithPosey2 0
fake. who wakes up and makes pasta?
jdawg2010 0
oh my gosh. that sucks so bad.. I hope you're okay!
epiikgangster11 2
who drinks 3 glasses of water in the morning
ArsenalFan12 0
who makes pasta in the morning?! hoper still alive
bunny911 16
At least you had to boil it for the pasta... Gotta see the bright side :D
SniperWolfARMY 0
That sucks!!!!!