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Todd is fine, and you?

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Rachel thought this was funny

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Is his name Chris Keller?

Rissa speaks about herself in the 3rd person. It makes life interesting. And it means that you're just that epic that you can speak about yourself in the 3rd person.

Too many Alan's lol I want Alan to win though, it's up to you to figure out which one ;)

Was it Bob Dole?

Was his name Simon?

courtjester86 8

It's like bob from the show Becker!

Jimmy likes blind dates.

Hayden laughed at this fml. Hayden enjoys all of the third person comments.

Allison thinks that this is amusing.

CastaP is not amused by this display of arrogance!