Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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Top comments
mthammer 4
aren't McDonald's burgers 2 years old anyways?
PSQ91 6
Give him a hamburger anyways. That crap is so cheep & he's probably some bum.
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Comments (121)
ZiplockP 0
why would anyone have a mcdonalds receipt from a year and a half ago?? unless you're the first ass to ruin the plan in a year and a half
BADDiam 4
cheapass mutha fucka
superjewwwwww 0
how's that an fml? op you're stupid
lalalaha 0
so what? how Is this an fml? I work at Mcdonalds and see this happen all the time.
mk58 31
Hmmm, maybe I should try this out...
yzf250rider88 2
the real fml here should be the fact that you're a cashier at a mcdonalds now just hand him the burger and make him happy then begin searching for a new job :)
alex6946 10
at least he is working
CrAzYyEt 8
lol clever...
Fakeking08 0
heyy! that's my birthday:) except the year
CrAzYyEt 8
lol me too!
FlexT 1
That's weird.... my birthday is the same day every year.
TheMaestro 4
I think that's funny as hell. Buy him his burger just for that
denisa_fml 5
lol wut?
ammmeor 4
cut the guy a break! he's been waiting a long time