Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away, living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and panicked because I couldn't find my blankie. I'll be 36 in a month. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
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Top comments
zandalee 20
Bless! Nothing wrong with loving your pussy!!
expertsmilee 26
Pussy's do need their toys
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Comments (124)
karlag2689 3
that's so adorable that you care about your kitty like that :)
spuzak 0
Awe how cute
_mashaaa 5
Cats are cool. Ok. Men need cats
mollymayan 3
That's cute, lol.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Damnit, where are men like you hiding anyways? I see nothing wrong with this.. Then again im the vegetarian woman who learned to butcher chickens to feed her cats better. On second thought I might not be the best person to judge this ...
Bloobloke 12
I think it's adorable. I'd date you. You're getting hit on a lot in this these comments, OP. Take advantage of it, haha.
GoCrazyForPie 3
Just because your 30 doesn't mean you can forget your cat's favorite toy T-T
krista17 11
I'd still **** you.
AnnRutledge 2
Sounds like Best in Show
junosbabyy 2
Haha. Awh that's cute! Nothing wrong with loving your kitty!