Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me had forgotten to pay for her milk. In the spirit of the season, I paid for it and wished her happy holidays. She snatched the milk and gave me an ugly look. Then huffed at me before stomping off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes helping an elderly man figure out how to use the self-checkout. When we'd finished, he smiled, thanked me, then walked away… without paying for any of his groceries. The cashier assumed I was with him. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
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kaity111 0
That is when you run up to her, grab the milk, and dump it all over her! Some old people think they have the right to be rude, she deserves to get soaked!
canadian_ftw 8
old people sure have changed...
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Comments (227)
pennies_lane 6
ugh! old people can be so goddamn rude! hey wrinkles, it's not our fault your days are numbered, it's life, so don't take it out on the rest of us!
xcrystal011 2
old people these days -___-
KVKdragon 26
if she was lactose intolerant, then why was she buying the milk? think
chicago4star 0
You are myopic. People like you intend well but do more dammage than good. Our economy is broke. If you can afford the food, you should buy it. YTDI.
chicago4star 0
I would like to take back my comment. I intended this towards the foodstamp guy. Moderator, please delete my earlier comment.
nakidna 0
people are so rude these days. i feel your pain.
blacklily0103 0
haha didn't read your comment before I commented #85
5t3ff1k4h 47
Usually, in order to make a response, one must first - wait for it - read the comment. *facepalm*
blacklily0103 0
actually you don't have to read a damn comment to comment. see there's this box at the bottom right corner.
blacklily0103 0
gosh!! people are so rude and unappreciative these days. guess she thought you were trying to steal her milk
procussion 0
wow what a bitch
MitchellK 3
If you payed for it, when she thy you should of taken it back
MarLa17 0
I would have snatched it back and poured it all over her! it doesn't matter who u r, if someone else paid for u, thank them! Easy as.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
if you paid for an old ladies milk where I live it would result in a really long friendly conversation. cos in north east of England we are friendly people.